Quote Me, Quote You

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

Sometimes it's better to just allow a "friend" to fleece a few bucks off you than to keep him as a friend.

I just realized that I might have insulted you by explaining the obvious. I was just expressing my complete approval of such a brilliant statement.

I've had a few of those "friends". They didn't exactly disappear, but they never asked for favors again. Which was cool, because asking for my money back was (and still is) one of my major weaknesses. What's rightfully mine is often... theirs. *sob* *sniff*